Prepare the vermicelli as the package tells you. Is it all in Chinese and you can't read it? The characters say, "Hey you, throw one pack of the noodles into 1 cup of hot water, and let it sit for at least five minutes." Drain it, measure out 1 cup, then chop the noodles into ½" pieces so they mix nicely into the filling.
Put your "confetti-ed" size cabbage into a bowl with the 1 teaspoon salt. Toss it, or stir to combine, and then let it sit to the side for 20 minutes. I usually do the rest of my veggie cutting while it's resting. Pick up handfuls of cabbage and squeeze the life out of it getting rid of as much water as you can.
Let your large nonstick pan (or a stainless pan, if you're brave) heat up on high until hot. Do the bubble water test? (What's that you ask? Dip your fingers into water, and then throw the water droplets into the pan with an Emeril Lagasse "BAM!" The pan is ready when the droplets turn into spheres, and actually bounce around the pan, and don't just sizzle into oblivion.) Turn the heat down to medium high. Then add 2-3 tablespoons of the oil along with the garlic, ginger, and jalapeno. Stir a few times, for about 30 seconds till your nose makes you happy from the smell!
Next, add the cabbage, 1 tablespoon soy, Shaoxing wine, and curry powder. Cook and stir for another 2 minutes, till the cabbage turns tender and there's no more liquid. Then, toss it all onto a big plate to cool off.
Heat the remaining 2 tablespoons of oil into the same pan. Add the tofu, stirring and cooking it for a minute. Add some color to the mix: the carrots and the corn. Plop in the grated potatoes, including all the starchy liquid. Toss in the cooked vermicelli, the rest of the soy sauce (2 tablespoons), 1 teaspoon sugar, ground pepper and salt . Cook and stir till all the liquid has evaporated. Scrape it all out into a large bowl to cool down for a few minutes.
Once the tofu and the cabbage mixes have each cooled to room warmth, add the cabbage mix into the same mixing bowl with the tofu. Add the green onion and basil to the party, and mix till it looks like confetti!